[00:00:00] The Ballad of Smokin\' Joe Rudeboy - Tom Cardy
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[00:04:00] Let me tell a little story about
[00:06:00] 让我讲一个小故事
[00:06:00] A man long time ago
[00:08:00] 很久以前的一个人
[00:08:00] He was the quickest draw in the wild
[00:10:00] 他是最吸引我的人
[00:10:00] West by the name of Smokin\' Joe
[00:12:00] 名叫《吞云吐雾》的西海岸
[00:12:00] It\'s Smokin\' Joe
[00:13:00] 这是《吞云吐雾》
[00:13:00] Hit the floor
[00:14:00] 倒在地上
[00:14:00] But he didn\'t own no six-gun
[00:16:00] 但他没有一把手枪
[00:16:00] Lemme tell you what he\'d do
[00:17:00] 让我告诉你他会做什么
[00:17:00] When the varmint rode into town
[00:18:00] 当野兽来到镇上
[00:18:00] He\'d shoot \'em down with a big fat **** you
[00:20:00] 他会用一个大胖子把他们干掉*你
[00:20:00] Smokin\' Joe it\'s Smokin\' Joe Rudeboy
[00:23:00] 冒烟的乔这是冒烟的乔
[00:23:00] Lemme make sure I heard you right
[00:25:00] 让我确保我没有听错
[00:25:00] 750 for large soy cappucino
[00:26:00] 大杯大豆卡布奇诺750元
[00:26:00] Lemme get my wallet
[00:27:00] 让我去拿钱包
[00:27:00] **** you
[00:28:00] 你
[00:28:00] Smokin\' Joe it\'s Smokin\' Joe Rudeboy
[00:31:00] 冒烟的乔这是冒烟的乔
[00:31:00] Lemme make sure I heard you right
[00:33:00] 让我确保我没有听错
[00:33:00] Even though I\'m not with Amazon
[00:34:00] 即使我不是亚马逊的人
[00:34:00] You\'re calling me to tell me
[00:35:00] 你打电话来告诉我
[00:35:00] That my profile has been hacked
[00:36:00] 我的资料被黑了
[00:36:00] **** you
[00:37:00] 你
[00:37:00] And so Joe held the law in the town
[00:39:00] 所以Joe在镇上遵守法律
[00:39:00] In which he lived
[00:40:00] 他生活的地方
[00:40:00] Yeah Only stupid ************* would
[00:42:00] 只有才会这样做
[00:42:00] Talk **** around Rudeboy
[00:43:00]    
[00:43:00] With his whiplash wrist
[00:44:00] 手腕上带着伤痕
[00:44:00] Gon\' get it now
[00:45:00] 马上就来
[00:45:00] Leroy two gun Jenkins thought that
[00:47:00] 勒罗伊两把枪詹肯斯以为
[00:47:00] He could surely win
[00:49:00] 他肯定能赢
[00:49:00] But before Leroy could blink
[00:50:00] 但在勒罗伊眨眼之前
[00:50:00] He was told to sit and spin
[00:52:00] 有人叫他坐着转一圈
[00:52:00] Why don\'t you take it for a ride now
[00:53:00] 为何你不愿兜兜风
[00:53:00] The Mongoose Mountain Gang played
[00:55:00] 猫鼬山帮演奏
[00:55:00] Dirty with a twenty-man crew
[00:57:00] 身边美女如云
[00:57:00] But tales are told that Joe grew eighteen arms
[00:59:00] 可传说乔长出了十八只手臂
[00:59:00] That day as a gift from Vishnu
[01:01:00] 那一天是毗湿奴给我的礼物
[01:01:00] And as he rose in fame
[01:03:00] 当他名声大噪
[01:03:00] Every quickdraw outlaw came to the man
[01:06:00] 每个亡命之徒都来找他
[01:06:00] They heard whose fists would burn
[01:07:00] 他们听说谁的拳头会燃烧
[01:07:00] When he flipped the bird
[01:09:00] 当他扣动扳机
[01:09:00] Smokin\' Joe it\'s Smokin\' Joe Rudeboy
[01:12:00] 冒烟的乔这是冒烟的乔
[01:12:00] Lemme make sure I heard you right
[01:13:00] 让我确保我没有听错
[01:13:00] You wanna refund the money that I spent
[01:15:00] 你想退还我花掉的钱
[01:15:00] In your shop with a store credit
[01:16:00] 在你的店里买东西
[01:16:00] **** you
[01:17:00] 你
[01:17:00] Smokin\' Joe it\'s Smokin\' Joe Rudeboy
[01:20:00] 冒烟的乔这是冒烟的乔
[01:20:00] Lemme make sure I heard you right
[01:21:00] 让我确保我没有听错
[01:21:00] Everybody brought a platter
[01:22:00] 每个人都带了一盘好菜
[01:22:00] To my fancy birthday dinner
[01:23:00] 参加我奢华的生日晚宴
[01:23:00] But you brought soda water
[01:24:00] 可你带来了苏打水
[01:24:00] **** you
[01:25:00] 你
[01:25:00] He got that name because his finger
[01:28:00] 他的名字是因为他的手指
[01:28:00] Burns hot like the sun
[01:31:00] 像太阳一样炙热
[01:31:00] And leaves you smokin\' when he\'s done
[01:34:00] 当他完事之后让你吞云吐雾
[01:34:00] It\'s just as well that Joe is fast as hell
[01:37:00] 幸好乔跑得飞快
[01:37:00] \'Cause in every duel he won I\'m not sure
[01:40:00] 因为我不确定他是否会赢得每一场战斗
[01:40:00] Joe knew that they had a literal gun
[01:42:00] 乔知道他们真的有一把枪
[01:42:00] I know that they\'re packing heat
[01:44:00] 我知道他们带着武器
[01:44:00] And I know that they know that
[01:45:00] 我知道他们心知肚明
[01:45:00] I\'m the man to beat
[01:46:00] 我是所向披靡的人
[01:46:00] But when I step onto the street
[01:47:00] 但当我走上街头
[01:47:00] With a jingle in my feet
[01:48:00] 脚上响起叮当声
[01:48:00] They know that I know that
[01:49:00] 他们知道我知道
[01:49:00] They know that they can
[01:50:00] 他们知道他们可以
[01:50:00] **** themself
[01:50:00]    
[01:50:00] Some say many years ago
[01:52:00] 有人说很多年前
[01:52:00] Before Joseph Rudeboy was Smokin\' Joe
[01:54:00] 约瑟夫·鲁德巴之前是烟鬼乔
[01:54:00] He had a wife her name was Bo
[01:56:00] 他有一个妻子她的名字叫Bo
[01:56:00] Bo was with child in a happy home
[01:58:00] Bo在幸福的家庭里怀孕了
[01:58:00] But into town an outlaw came
[02:00:00] 但一个亡命之徒来到镇上
[02:00:00] Who wore a velvet cloak like a bloodstain
[02:02:00] 穿着一件像血迹一样的丝绒斗篷
[02:02:00] Now Bo didn\'t like Joe using no gun
[02:04:00] 现在Bo不喜欢Joe用枪
[02:04:00] So Bo told Joe to ******* run
[02:06:00] 所以Bo叫Joe逃走
[02:06:00] You gotta bring back help run fast Joe fast Joe
[02:10:00] 你得找人帮你逃得飞快
[02:10:00] Lemme stay and fight
[02:12:00] 让我留下来战斗
[02:12:00] But Bo said no guns you\'ve got to go
[02:14:00] 但Bo说不准带枪你必须离开
[02:14:00] Joseph Rudeboy was too slow
[02:18:00] 约瑟夫·鲁德伯太慢了
[02:18:00] For a child that he\'d never know
[02:22:00] 为了一个他永远不会认识的孩子
[02:22:00] Joeseph Rudeboy you\'re too slow
[02:26:00] 乔瑟夫，鲁迪，你太慢了
[02:26:00] Burning inside Joseph died but from
[02:28:00] 内心火热约瑟离开人世
[02:28:00] The ash the man who rose was
[02:30:00] 灰烬中那个站起来的人
[02:30:00] Smokin\' Joe it\'s Smokin\' Joe Rudeboy
[02:33:00] 冒烟的乔这是冒烟的乔
[02:33:00] He\'s a human pheonix
[02:34:00] 他是人妖
[02:34:00] Yes that\'s the word
[02:35:00] 没错就是这个词
[02:35:00] I heard he was born in a fire
[02:37:00] 我听说他生于烈火之中
[02:37:00] And rides a pair of flamin\' birds
[02:38:00] 骑着一对烈鸟
[02:38:00] Smokin\' Joe it\'s Smokin\' Joe Rudeboy
[02:41:00] 冒烟的乔这是冒烟的乔
[02:41:00] I heard he\'s never shot no-one but he\'s
[02:43:00] 我听说他从未射杀任何人但他
[02:43:00] Still locked up half of the wild west
[02:45:00] 狂野西部的一半土地依然被禁锢
[02:45:00] Lookin\' for a velvet-wearing son-of-a-gun
[02:47:00] 寻找一个穿着天鹅绒衣服的
[02:47:00] One day an outlaw came to town
[02:49:00] 一天一个亡命之徒来到镇上
[02:49:00] Come out here Smokin\' Joe
[02:51:00] 来到这里吞云吐雾
[02:51:00] You\'re just as well already dead
[02:53:00] 你已经死了也无妨
[02:53:00] He wore a velvet cloak but Joe saw red
[02:55:00] 他穿着一件丝绒斗篷但乔怒火中烧
[02:55:00] And on the street the fateful pair did meet
[02:59:00] 这对命中注定的恋人在街头相遇
[02:59:00] All the townsfolk came to watch when they knew
[03:01:00] 镇上所有的人都来观看
[03:01:00] Joe was gonna tell someone to f
[03:03:00] 乔会叫人去找她
[03:03:00] Their eyes were locked what seemed
[03:05:00] 他们目不转睛仿佛
[03:05:00] Like three eternities
[03:07:00] 就像三个永恒
[03:07:00] To Joe the velvet man seemed different
[03:09:00] 在Joe看来丝绒人似乎与众不同
[03:09:00] From how he remembered him to be
[03:11:00] 从他记忆中的那个他
[03:11:00] But it was all the same to Smokin\'
[03:13:00] 可这对《吞云吐雾》来说都一样
[03:13:00] Joe who\'d been through hell
[03:15:00] 经历过磨难的Joe
[03:15:00] He\'d dreamt every night the last eighteen years
[03:17:00] 十八年来他每天晚上都会梦到
[03:17:00] Of telling this guy to **** himself
[03:20:00] 让这家伙自生自灭
[03:20:00] But when Joe went to ball his hand into a flamin\' fist
[03:23:00] 但当乔准备击球时他的手变成了一只拳头
[03:23:00] The outlaw shot him first with a
[03:25:00] 歹徒先朝他开了一枪
[03:25:00] Middle finger that looked just like his
[03:28:00] 竖起中指看起来就像他的中指
[03:28:00] And as Joe fell he beheld the outlaw\'s face
[03:31:00] 乔倒下的时候他看到了亡命之徒的脸
[03:31:00] A young girl who\'d seen it all
[03:33:00] 一个女孩什么都见过
[03:33:00] And grew up in a terrible place
[03:36:00] 在一个可怕的地方长大
[03:36:00] Whose mother once told Joseph
[03:37:00] 她的母亲曾经告诉过约瑟夫
[03:37:00] To run and bring back help
[03:39:00] 奋力奔跑寻求帮助
[03:39:00] A girl who thought her father had run out
[03:42:00] 一个以为父亲已经离去的女孩
[03:42:00] To save himself
[03:43:00] 拯救自己
[03:43:00] Smokin\' Joe it\'s Smokin\' Joe Rudeboy
[03:46:00] 冒烟的乔这是冒烟的乔
[03:46:00] Lemme make sure I heard you right
[03:48:00] 让我确保我没有听错
[03:48:00] You been telling everybody I\'m a deadbeat daddy
[03:50:00] 你告诉所有人我是个游手好闲的人
[03:50:00] Didn\'t know I tried to save ya
[03:51:00] 不知道我试图拯救你
[03:51:00] Yeah
[03:51:00]    
[03:51:00] **** you daughter
[03:52:00] 你的女儿
[03:52:00] Smokin\' Joe it\'s Smokin\' Joe Rudeboy
[03:54:00] 冒烟的乔这是冒烟的乔
[03:54:00] Lemme make sure I heard you right
[03:56:00] 让我确保我没有听错
[03:56:00] Now I found my father and I learnt the truth
[03:57:00] 现在我找到了我的父亲我知道了真相
[03:57:00] We can be reunited
[03:58:00] 我们可以重逢
[03:58:00] That\'s right
[03:59:00] 对啊
[03:59:00] **** you old man
[04:04:00] **你个老头