[00:00:00] Red Flags (feat. Montaigne) - Tom Cardy/Montaigne
[00:00:00] The date started off so well
[00:04:00] 这场约会一开始很顺利
[00:04:00] Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life
[00:09:00] 美好的夜晚开启 我没想到这会成为我一辈子的梦魇
[00:09:00] She was perfect from what
[00:10:00]  她完美无瑕
[00:10:00] I could tell
[00:12:00] 我看得出来
[00:12:00] How could I not see the
[00:14:00] 我怎会察觉不到
[00:14:00] Danger right in front of me
[00:16:00] 眼前的危机
[00:16:00] My favourite food is fish
[00:18:00] 我最爱吃鱼
[00:18:00] Baby that\'s my favourite too
[00:20:00] 宝贝 这也是我的最爱
[00:20:00] I love cartoon dogs
[00:22:00] 我还喜欢卡通狗狗
[00:22:00] Baby I love scooby-doo
[00:25:00] 宝贝 我也喜欢史努比
[00:25:00] Hey girl what\'s your favourite film
[00:27:00] 姑娘 你最喜欢哪部电影
[00:27:00] She said the best movie of all
[00:30:00] 她说 是那部史上最佳电影
[00:30:00] A masterpiece of art called
[00:32:00] 一部堪称杰作的经典影片 片名叫
[00:32:00] Human Centipede Human Centipede
[00:36:00] 人体蜈蚣 人体蜈蚣
[00:36:00] I think that I\'m gonna get murdered tonight
[00:40:00] 我觉得 今晚我可能会遭人谋杀
[00:40:00] Human Centipede not ironically
[00:44:00] 人体蜈蚣 不开玩笑
[00:44:00] She said the costume design was a highlight
[00:48:00] 她说 片中的服装造型是一大亮点
[00:48:00] I like it for the plot
[00:50:00] 我喜欢影片的故事情节
[00:50:00] Tell me what the plot\'s about
[00:52:00] 跟我讲讲剧情吧
[00:52:00] German doctor sews three
[00:53:00] 一位德国医生将三个
[00:53:00] People a*s to mouth cool
[00:56:00] 人的肛门和嘴用手术依次缝合 真是不寒而栗
[00:56:00] Human Centipede please
[00:58:00] 然后形成了一条人体蜈蚣
[00:58:00] God save me
[01:00:00] 天哪 救救我吧
[01:00:00] I think that\'s a red flag
[01:02:00] 我觉得这就是危险讯号
[01:02:00] I don\'t want to get stabbed
[01:04:00] 我不想遭人刺杀
[01:04:00] She said Human Centipede
[01:07:00] 她说 人体蜈蚣
[01:07:00] Is a tour de force
[01:08:00] 真的是一部杰作
[01:08:00] I think holy ****
[01:10:00] 真要命 
[01:10:00] I\'m gonna be the main course
[01:12:00] 我觉得我可能要变成今晚的主菜了
[01:12:00] She said I admire the
[01:14:00] 接着她又说 
[01:14:00] Narrative of character growth
[01:16:00] 我很喜欢片中角色的成长历程
[01:16:00] I try to get the waiter\'s
[01:18:00] 我试图通过眨眼
[01:18:00] Attention by blinking in morse code
[01:20:00] 来代替闪动的摩斯电码向服务员求助
[01:20:00] Why are you blinking so much
[01:22:00] 你为何频繁眨眼
[01:22:00] I\'ve got something in my eye
[01:24:00] 我眼里进东西了
[01:24:00] Here let me get it out
[01:26:00] 让我帮你弄出来吧
[01:26:00] No thank you I don\'t wanna die
[01:28:00] 不用了 谢谢 我可不想死
[01:28:00] Bonjour sir was blinking at me
[01:30:00] 您好 先生 我看到您一直在对我眨眼
[01:30:00] Is this because your date is a freak
[01:34:00] 是不是因为你的约会对象是个令人毛骨悚然的怪胎
[01:34:00] No very good then bon appétit
[01:37:00] 不是 那好 祝您用餐愉快
[01:37:00] Stop hiding behind your
[01:38:00] 别再用你胡编乱造的危险讯号
[01:38:00] Silly made-up red flag
[01:40:00] 来掩盖你的怯懦了
[01:40:00] To not take a chance on
[01:42:00] 别拿你从未拥有过的
[01:42:00] The best relationship you never had
[01:44:00] 美好恋情来冒险了
[01:44:00] Maybe you\'re right and
[01:46:00] 或许你根本没错 
[01:46:00] I\'m looking for excuses
[01:48:00] 是我一直在找借口
[01:48:00] My heart\'s got bruises
[01:50:00] 我心里已伤痕累累 
[01:50:00] But I\'m ready to choose this love
[01:52:00] 但我准备接纳这份爱
[01:52:00] You could be my world the love of my life
[01:56:00] 你可以成为我的全世界 我一生的挚爱
[01:56:00] One day we\'ll get married
[01:58:00] 总有一天 我们会步入婚姻殿堂 
[01:58:00] And be husband and wife
[02:00:00] 结为夫妻
[02:00:00] With a tasteful ceremony
[02:01:00] 办一场精美的典礼 
[02:01:00] And the wedding of our dreams
[02:04:00] 一场梦寐以求的婚礼
[02:04:00] Only if the wedding is themed
[02:08:00] 只要婚礼主题确定了就好
[02:08:00] Tell me what the theme\'s gonna be
[02:10:00] 告诉我 婚礼主题是什么
[02:10:00] Human Centipede Human Centipede
[02:14:00] 人体蜈蚣 人体蜈蚣
[02:14:00] That way we could save on the catering bill
[02:18:00] 这样我们就能省下宴请宾客的费用了
[02:18:00] Human Centipede only one mouth to feed
[02:22:00] 人体蜈蚣 只需要喂饱一张嘴
[02:22:00] If you are the best man
[02:24:00] 如果你是伴郎
[02:24:00] You know the deal pucker up
[02:26:00] 要明白该怎么做
[02:26:00] I can finally open myself up to love
[02:30:00] 撅起嘴来
[02:30:00] I can finally sew a mouth to a butt
[02:34:00] 我终于可以敞开心扉尽情去爱了
[02:34:00] Human Centipede
[02:36:00] 我终于可以把别人的嘴和屁股缝在一起了
[02:36:00] Human Centipede
[02:45:00] 人体蜈蚣 人体蜈蚣