[00:13:00] Pro toolsTook her off the showroom floor no money down
[00:15:00] Near the Chrysler buildin\' in the heart of
[00:18:00] MidtownTwo hundred horse power under the hood
[00:19:00] Junk in the trunk very far from damaged goods
[00:22:00] Designer frames with windshields that stay tinted
[00:24:00] The most beautiful thing someone invented
[00:26:00] Her wrangler had a sticker on the bumper
[00:28:00] A sign in case tow trucks tried to dump her
[00:31:00] Rear view mirror that of
[00:32:00] Serena William
[00:33:00] Starin\' was a crime then the look kill \'em
[00:35:00] Brush less showers and the
[00:36:00] Brazilian wax
[00:37:00] Cash in the glove compartment free from tax
[00:39:00] Low mileage on the odometer
[00:41:00] Graduate with more degrees than a thermometer
[00:44:00] Spark plugs for great conversation
[00:46:00] She would focus on the finish line and destination
[00:48:00] Steerin\' in the right direction
[00:49:00] Made sure
[00:50:00] I wore seat belts had air bags for protection
[00:52:00] In her tank she loved to stash my tool
[00:54:00] I kept her full super unleaded fuel
[00:56:00] She had a room full of skirts and rims
[00:58:00] The old ones used to swing off ropes that often hung from limbs
[01:01:00] A temp at the
[01:02:00] Ford modeling agency
[01:03:00] Suburban area where the
[01:04:00] Caucasians be
[01:05:00] Her great grandfather was a
[01:07:00] Cherokee Indian
[01:08:00] Explorer and navigator travelin\' then begin
[01:10:00] Sharpenin\' his arrows on
[01:11:00] Plymouth Rock
[01:11:00] Commander in chief who raise cattle on the sellin\' of livestock
[01:14:00] King of the frontier rider of thoroughbreds
[01:16:00] He was just as sharp as a needle without thread
[01:19:00] Legend in truth but known to run the herd
[01:20:00] His sons were olds mobiles who drank thunderbird
[01:23:00] Land cruisers sittin\' on fertile soil
[01:25:00] With equipment that ran off expensive oil
[01:27:00] Folks braggin\' said the horse pulled a
[01:29:00] Volkswagen
[01:30:00] They love
[01:30:00] Mustang Sally and lollygaggin\'
[01:32:00] Fished in
[01:32:00] Lake Tahoe cooked the barracudas
[01:34:00] Hunted impalas with the six shooters
[01:36:00] From a long range with the dog
[01:38:00] RoverIt was something else to see \'em knock them over
[01:40:00] Some got caught in the crossfire
[01:42:00] Bunch of rabbits indicatin\' these dudes should retire
[01:45:00] One was going bald rockin\' a sunroof
[01:47:00] A gas guzzler and his grill was one tooth
[01:49:00] A strong accent and a beard like
[01:51:00] LincolnWho hated the golf course but he loved drinkin\'
[01:54:00] Avenger used to pick up chicks
[01:55:00] Had magnums that were ram tough but thick
[01:58:00] He wore blazers where he used to hide the
[02:00:00] RugerFor encounters with the jaguars and cougars
[02:02:00] A veteran who could salute and sing the anthem
[02:04:00] In accord with the plan he was the phantom
[02:06:00] He had a fat lady they called hummer
[02:08:00] And um she needed body work the whole summer
[02:11:00] She had a few friends who used to stay in a pound
[02:13:00] Abandoned the parkin\' lots and junk yard bound
[02:15:00] Regulars in rest areas and truck stops
[02:17:00] Cassette players known to make the tape pop
[02:20:00] Gold diggers who on the cream like
[02:21:00] Wells Fargo
[02:22:00] In Vegas they circle around the
[02:23:00] Monte Carlo
[02:24:00] You know the snakes with the fangs and vipers
[02:27:00] Juice then piss from diapers
[02:28:00] Met the Cavaliers at the
[02:29:00] Outback steakhouse
[02:31:00] Chicken cutlets supreme just for takeout
[02:33:00] One of them was forced to live in
[02:34:00] Astoria\'Cause at the auction they had crowned
[02:37:00] VictoriaSince then her friends charged her battery
[02:39:00] Had her runnin\' off with the sweets of flattery
[02:41:00] She kept a loud muffler couldn\'t trust her
[02:43:00] Police used to always pull over this duster
[02:46:00] A pothead who some called a fire bird
[02:48:00] A foul mouth who could have used wiser words
[02:50:00] Her man used to hustle and ran a crack corner
[02:52:00] So insecure he kept
[02:54:00] Lojack on her
[02:55:00] Creepin\' with his visors low high beamin\'
[02:57:00] Temper would accelerate private eye schemin\'
[02:59:00] He would check her consoles for rubbers
[03:01:00] She would pass the inspection with flyin\' colors
[03:03:00] She would turn left if he said right
[03:05:00] On her cycle he would often run red lights
[03:08:00] His voiced echoed as she dodged the convo
[03:10:00] Pro toolsHer previous owner all he did was bone her
[03:14:00] Some drove her crazy she was just a loner
[03:17:00] He had her leakin\' transmission fluids
[03:18:00] Said it was an accident didn\'t mean to do it
[03:21:00] No insurance with her grill decayed
[03:23:00] She sobbed uncontrollably still stayed
[03:25:00] Another total eclipse so the heart
[03:27:00] Like the freezin\' weather that never gave her a start
[03:29:00] Plus he had a sidekick in his garage
[03:31:00] If he needed a boost she would give him a charge
[03:34:00] He was sentenced for runnin\' an escort service
[03:36:00] Escaped from prison but made a few nervous
[03:40:00] BMWNumber one on the list so he brought trouble to
[03:43:00] She done everythin\' to gain her liberty
[03:45:00] Tried to be outty but went into delivery
[03:47:00] Moved to Aspen survived a avalanche
[03:49:00] A different element inside a fatter ranch
[03:51:00] Far away when she changed the pattern
[03:53:00] The distance was like from
[03:54:00] Mercury to
[03:55:00] Saturn