[00:00:00] 人办 - 刘德华
[00:01:00] 词：许冠杰/黎彼得
[00:02:00] 曲：许冠杰
[00:13:00] 佢为人无聊返工等放工
[00:15:00] 时时蛇王郁啲诈胃痛
[00:18:00] 随时头晕伤风脚话冻
[00:21:00] 放假俾佢即刻通街贡
[00:24:00] 求人同情花款几百种
[00:27:00] 时时同人wear水当赠送
[00:30:00] 每次到佢出钱嗌肉痛
[00:33:00] 送野俾个 girl friend
[00:34:00] 出手重
[00:36:00] 佢成条搞风搞雨掘尾龙
[00:39:00] 随时等炒攞惯大信封
[00:42:00] 频频有意制造人内哄
[00:45:00] 佢望人罢晒工
[00:47:00] 同人嘈把声响过喇叭筒
[00:50:00] 一打交啜声屈尾十嗌松
[00:53:00] 走精便卸晒膊累埋大众
[00:56:00] 专门搞搞贡
[01:11:00] 佢时时同人打牌专博懵
[01:14:00] 明明人求卡窿佢话 碰
[01:17:00] 诈诈谛谛偷睇四面哄
[01:20:00] 佢最钟意周身郁郁贡
[01:23:00] 平时逢人请饮梗肚空
[01:26:00] 同台人人干杯佢食餸
[01:29:00] 时时同人猜枚冇话中
[01:32:00] 到尾梗要打包几斤重
[01:34:00] 佢成条搞风搞雨掘尾龙
[01:37:00] 随时等炒攞惯大信封
[01:40:00] 频频有意制造人内哄
[01:43:00] 佢望人罢晒工
[01:46:00] 同人嘈把声响过喇叭筒
[01:49:00] 一打交啜声屈尾十嗌松
[01:52:00] 走精便卸晒膊累埋大众
[01:55:00] 专门搞搞贡
[01:58:00] 佢成条搞风搞雨掘尾龙
[02:01:00] 随时等炒攞惯大信封
[02:04:00] 频频有意制造人内哄
[02:07:00] 佢望人罢晒工
[02:09:00] 同人嘈把声响过喇叭筒
[02:12:00] 一打交啜声屈尾十嗌松
[02:15:00] 走精便卸晒膊累埋大众
[02:18:00] 专门搞搞贡
[02:45:00] 佢为人无聊返工等放工
[02:47:00] 时时蛇王郁啲诈胃痛
[02:51:00] 随时头晕伤风脚话冻
[02:53:00] 放假俾佢即刻通街贡
[02:56:00] 求人同情花款几百种
[02:59:00] 时时同人wear水当赠送
[03:02:00] 每次到佢出钱嗌肉痛
[03:05:00] 送野俾个 girl friend
[03:07:00] 出手重
[03:08:00] 每次到佢出钱嗌肉痛
[03:11:00] 送野俾个 girl friend
[03:13:00] 出手重