[00:00:00] J.T. Machinima - To The Bone
[00:00:00] Sans Sans wake up
[00:03:00] Well what is it dude
[00:04:00] A human has fallen from the surface world
[00:07:00] Really and you got a bone to pick with him
[00:09:00] No time for puns
[00:11:00] C'mon that was a real rib tickler
[00:13:00] Ugh enough
[00:15:00] Alright here we go again welcome to the underground
[00:21:00] How was the fall
[00:24:00] If you wanna look around
[00:26:00] Give us a call
[00:29:00] We don't see humans often
[00:31:00] We're happy you just dropped in
[00:33:00] I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in
[00:38:00] Hey papyrus mind your manners
[00:40:00] Can it Sans no time for banter
[00:42:00] Excuse my brother he's a bit eccentric
[00:45:00] You're just lazy and apathetic
[00:47:00] Call me what you want I got thick skin
[00:50:00] Another bad joke and I'm finished with him
[00:52:00] We are monsters the awfullest kind
[00:55:00] To mess with us takes a lot of spine we can relate to your determination
[01:02:00] Because we monsters have our motivations
[01:07:00] Humans betrayed us and left us burning
[01:12:00] One day we'll make our way back to the surface
[01:17:00] Through all your travels your sins will follow
[01:21:00] Your consequences aren't easy to swallow
[01:26:00] Who's the real monster now you should know
[01:31:00] You've cut this story down to the bone really Sans
[01:37:00] What
[01:37:00] The last line of the chorus is a pun
[01:39:00] Yup
[01:40:00] You imbecile that was very clever
[01:43:00] Heh thanks buddy you're stuck in the underground
[01:48:00] Thanks to the fall
[01:50:00] Good luck ever getting out
[01:53:00] Prepare to brawl
[01:55:00] You could show mercy to us
[01:57:00] Or turn all of us to dust
[02:00:00] Is your heart full of evil
[02:02:00] Or full of love I the great papyrus challenge you to try getting by us
[02:09:00] Test the human with one of your puzzles
[02:11:00] Brilliant Sans that'll leave him befuddled
[02:14:00] I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti
[02:16:00] Smells like the creepypasta is ready
[02:19:00] Stop it Sans I'm done with the jokin'
[02:21:00] Sounds like someone's funny bones broken we can relate to your determination
[02:29:00] Because we monsters have our motivations
[02:33:00] I am the mastermind he's my accomplice
[02:38:00] You're only still alive because I made a promise
[02:43:00] You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
[02:48:00] You might even decide to start talking' to flowers
[02:53:00] Who's the real monster now you should know
[02:57:00] You've cut this story down to the bone someday I'll join the royal guard
[03:06:00] When I catch this child can it be that hard
[03:12:00] Look if I'm being honest
[03:14:00] My brother ain't nothing but harmless
[03:16:00] I know you and all that you want
[03:19:00] You'll get a lot more from Sans than a font
[03:21:00] The deeper you go the messier it gets
[03:23:00] If I had it my way you'd already be dead
[03:26:00] Kidding if you couldn't tell
[03:28:00] I get so bored I amuse myself down here in the underground
[03:33:00] You're all alone
[03:36:00] We wanted to tell you now
[03:38:00] You're kinda boned
[03:40:00] If you survive this prison
[03:43:00] You will know nihilism
[03:45:00] Don't mess around with monsters
[03:48:00] They're scared of tiny children you've come far but soon you'll stumble
[03:52:00] When I stump you with some junior juble
[03:55:00] Not so sure you'll get him with that
[03:57:00] Alas I'll hit him with my special attack
[04:01:00] Leave me alone
[04:02:00] You know I've got a knack for the trom-bone
[04:04:00] One more pun and I'll be done
[04:07:00] But ain't two skulls better than one
[04:09:00] We can relate to your determination
[04:14:00] Because we monsters have our motivations
[04:19:00] You know your story's already been told
[04:24:00] We can play again if you sell your soul
[04:29:00] I've got my eye on you so you just watch it
[04:33:00] I'll find any skeletons inside your closet
[04:38:00] Who's the real monster now you should know
[04:43:00] You've cut this story down to the bone