[00:01:00] You want some more of this b***h
[00:07:00] Back in the heezy we could do this all year long
[00:13:00] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
[00:16:00] I told you in the first song I'll tell you in another
[00:18:00] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
[00:21:00] I don't have a girlfriend my hand's my only lover
[00:24:00] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
[00:27:00] One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
[00:29:00] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
[00:31:00] And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman
[00:34:00] I was walking down the street just the other day
[00:37:00] I saw these two fine b***hes they were walking my way
[00:40:00] Yo what you girls doing tonight is what I wanted to say
[00:42:00] But suddenly I panicked my voice started to shake
[00:45:00] So I put my hand down and I just walked away
[00:48:00] I had a bus to catch anyway it worked out great
[00:50:00] Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
[00:53:00] Sheryl Crow James Blunt and motherf**king Ace of Bass
[00:56:00] Yo what can I say it's just a day in my life
[00:58:00] I'm up early in the morning in bed early at night
[01:01:00] To be productive at work I got to be well rested
[01:05:00] Yeah motherf**ker you heard what I just said
[01:06:00] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
[01:09:00] I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter
[01:12:00] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
[01:14:00] My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
[01:17:00] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
[01:19:00] I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
[01:22:00] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
[01:25:00] And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan
[01:28:00] I'm from a lower-middle class family
[01:30:00] Me any my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
[01:33:00] I have good memories from my childhood b***h
[01:36:00] My favorite toy was my f**king firetruck b***h
[01:38:00] I used to play with that motherf**ker all day long
[01:41:00] Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
[01:44:00] And then I played with my motherf**ker all day long
[01:46:00] About ten times a day man all year long
[01:49:00] My favorite song motherf**ker I don't like to admit it
[01:52:00] Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic
[01:55:00] Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you
[02:00:00] Every time I hear that f**king s**t a tear comes to my eye
[02:03:00] Why the f**k did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die
[02:05:00] Yo I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy
[02:08:00] Sticks and stones break my bones
[02:09:00] But it's the words that make me cry
[02:10:00] Like that time in grade three
[02:12:00] When a girl called me stupid face
[02:14:00] She really hurt me
[02:15:00] Why'd she call me stupid face
[02:16:00] Is my face stupid how's that even possible
[02:19:00] A person could be stupid but a face that's impossible
[02:21:00] S**t happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it
[02:24:00] Regular everyday normal f**king bulls**t
[02:26:00] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
[02:29:00] When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher
[02:32:00] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
[02:34:00] When I got nothing to say I usually talk about the weather
[02:37:00] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
[02:39:00] I like the first Back to the Future but the second one was better
[02:42:00] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf**ker
[02:45:00] I like red peppers better than the green ones
[02:49:00] Ooh-hoo saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
[02:55:00] Mine broke about six months ago Motherf**ker
[03:01:00] Oh go go go go shawty
[03:05:00] It's your birthday
[03:06:00] Go party like it's your birthday
[03:08:00] I wasn't invited but it's okay
[03:12:00] I'll just stay at home and play some video games