[00:00:00] The Real Slim Shady (ザ・リアル・スリム・シェイディ) (Explicit) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)
[00:01:00] Written by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/T. Coster
[00:03:00] May I have your attention please
[00:06:00] May I have your attention please
[00:09:00] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:12:00] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:17:00] We're gonna have a problem here
[00:18:00] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20:00] Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23:00] And started whoopin' her a** worse than before
[00:25:00] They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture aww
[00:27:00] It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding
[00:30:00] He didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:32:00] And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots
[00:35:00] Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha
[00:37:00] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38:00] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:41:00] Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what
[00:43:00] Flippin' the you know who yeah but he's so cute though
[00:46:00] Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48:00] But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:50:00] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:53:00] But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55:00] My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:57:00] And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[01:00:00] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:02:00] And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:04:00] Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:06:00] By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:07:00] They've got the Discovery Channel don't they
[01:09:00] We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:12:00] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:14:00] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16:00] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18:00] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:20:00] Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
[01:23:00] I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[01:25:00] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:27:00] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:29:00] Please stand up please stand up
[01:32:00] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[01:34:00] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36:00] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:39:00] Please stand up please stand up
[01:41:00] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43:00] Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too
[01:46:00] You think I give a damn about a Grammy
[01:47:00] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:50:00] But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
[01:52:00] Why so you guys could just lie to get me here
[01:54:00] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:57:00] Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59:00] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01:00] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:04:00] Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV
[02:06:00] Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee
[02:08:00] I should download her audio on MP3
[02:10:00] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
[02:13:00] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
[02:15:00] All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:18:00] And there's a million of us just like me
[02:20:00] Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me
[02:22:00] Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
[02:24:00] And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
[02:27:00] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[02:29:00] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:31:00] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:34:00] Please stand up please stand up
[02:36:00] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38:00] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40:00] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:43:00] Please stand up please stand up
[02:45:00] I'm like a head trip to listen to
[02:46:00] 'Cause I'm only givin' you
[02:48:00] Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
[02:50:00] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
[02:53:00] And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
[02:55:00] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:57:00] And whether you like to admit it I just sh*t it
[02:59:00] Better than 90% of you rappers out can
[03:01:00] Then you wonder how can
[03:02:00] Kids eat up these albums like Valiums
[03:04:00] It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
[03:06:00] I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
[03:08:00] Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
[03:10:00] And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
[03:13:00] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
[03:15:00] He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings
[03:18:00] Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a f**k
[03:20:00] With his windows down and his system up
[03:22:00] So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:24:00] And put one of those fingers on each hand up
[03:26:00] And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:29:00] And one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:31:00] I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[03:33:00] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35:00] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:38:00] Please stand up please stand up
[03:40:00] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[03:42:00] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:45:00] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:47:00] Please stand up please stand up
[03:50:00] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[03:52:00] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:54:00] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:56:00] Please stand up please stand up
[03:59:00] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[04:01:00] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03:00] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[04:05:00] Please stand up please stand up
[04:09:00] Ha ha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:14:00] F**k it let's all stand up