[00:03:00] That"s why they call me Slim Shady (I"m Back)
[00:06:00] I"m Back (I"m Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I"m Back
[00:06:00] That"s why they call me Slim Shady (I"m Back)
[00:08:00] I"m Back (I"m Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I"m Back
[00:10:00] That"s why they call me Slim Shady (I"m Back)
[00:13:00] I"m Back (I"m Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I"m Back
[00:16:00] That"s why they call me Slim Shady (I"m Back)
[00:19:00] I"m Back (I"m Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I"m Back
[00:22:00] I murder a rhyme one word at a time
[00:24:00] You never, heard of a mind as perverted as mine
[00:27:00] You better, get rid of that nine, it ain"t gonna help
[00:29:00] What good"s it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
[00:32:00] I"m waitin for hell like hell shit I"m anxious as hell
[00:35:00] Manson, you"re safe in that cell, be thankful it"s jail
[00:38:00] I used to be my mommy"s little angel at twelve
[00:40:00] Thirteen I was puttin shells in a gauge on a shelf
[00:43:00] I used to, get punked and bullied on my block
[00:45:00] "til I cut a kitten"s head off and stuck it in this kid"s mailbox
[00:48:00] {Mom! MOM!} I used to give a - fuck, now I could give a fuck less
[00:50:00] What do I think of suc-cess? It sucks, too much press I"m stressed
[00:54:00] Too much stares two breasts, too upset
[00:56:00] It"s just too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick (yes)
[00:59:00] Grew up quick (no) was raised right
[01:02:00] Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is right
[01:04:00] You think of my name now whenever you say, Hi
[01:07:00] Became a commodity because I"m W-H-I-
[01:10:00] -T-E, cuz MTV was so friendly to me
[01:13:00] Can"t wait "til Kim sees me
[01:15:00] Now is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?
[01:18:00] Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isn"t workin?
[01:20:00] You hear this finger? Oh it"s upside down
[01:23:00] Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now
[01:26:00] That"s why they call me Slim Shady (I"m Back)
[01:28:00] I"m Back (I"m Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I"m Back
[01:31:00] That"s why they call me Slim Shady (I"m Back)
[01:33:00] I"m Back (I"m Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I"m Back
[01:36:00] That"s why they call me Slim Shady (I"m Back)
[01:39:00] I"m Back (I"m Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I"m Back
[01:41:00] That"s why they call me Slim Shady (I"m Back)
[01:44:00] I"m Back (I"m Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I"m Back
[01:47:00] I take each individual degenerate"s head and reach into it
[01:50:00] just to see if he"s influenced by me if he listens to music
[01:52:00] And if he feeds into this shit he"s an innocent victim
[01:55:00] and becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe
[01:58:00] {*vocal scratches*} My name is Slim Shady
[02:00:00] I been crazy way before radio didn"t play me
[02:03:00] The sensational {*vocal scratch Back is the incredible!*}
[02:06:00] With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edible
[02:08:00] It"s Ken Kaniff on the, internet
[02:11:00] Tryin to, lure your kids with him, into bed
[02:13:00] It"s a, sick world we live in these days
[02:16:00] Slim for Pete"s sakes put down Christopher Reeve"s legs!
[02:19:00] Geez, you guys are so sensitive
[02:21:00] Slim it"s a touchy subject, try and just don"t mention it
[02:24:00] Mind with no sense in it, fried to get so frenetic
[02:27:00] whose eyes get so squinted, I"m blind from smokin "em
[02:29:00] with my windows tinted, with nine limos rented
[02:32:00] Doin lines of coke in "em, with a bunch of guys hoppin out
[02:34:00] all high and indo scented {*inhales, exhales*}
[02:37:00] And that"s where I get my name from, that"s why they call me
[02:41:00] That"s why they call me Slim Shady (I"m Back)
[02:43:00] I"m Back (I"m Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I"m Back
[02:45:00] That"s why they call me Slim Shady (I"m Back)
[02:48:00] I"m Back (I"m Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I"m Back
[02:50:00] That"s why they call me Slim Shady (I"m Back)
[02:53:00] I"m Back (I"m Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I"m Back
[02:55:00] That"s why they call me Slim Shady (I"m Back)
[02:58:00] I"m Back (I"m Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I"m Back
[03:01:00] I take seven (kids) from (Columbine), stand "em all in line
[03:04:00] Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
[03:07:00] a Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
[03:09:00] and that"s a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
[03:12:00] Cause (I"mmmm) Shady, they call me as crazy
[03:14:00] as the world was over this whole Y2K thing
[03:17:00] And by the way, N"Sync, why do they sing?
[03:20:00] Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
[03:23:00] Should I dye my hair pink and care what y"all think?
[03:25:00] Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
[03:28:00] It"s why I
[03:31:00] Cause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring (AHHHH!!!)
[03:34:00] So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
[03:36:00] longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
[03:39:00] Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
[03:41:00] it"d be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
[03:44:00] I"m sorry Puff, but I don"t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
[03:48:00] I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
[03:50:00] and have a son and a new brother at the same time
[03:52:00] and just say that it ain"t mine, what"s my name?
[03:55:00] That"s why they call me Slim Shady (I"m Back)
[03:57:00] I"m Back (I"m Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I"m Back
[04:00:00] That"s why they call me Slim Shady (I"m Back)
[04:03:00] I"m Back (I"m Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I"m Back
[04:05:00] That"s why they call me Slim Shady (I"m Back)
[04:08:00] I"m Back (I"m Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I"m Back
[04:10:00] That"s why they call me Slim Shady (I"m Back)
[04:13:00] I"m Back (I"m Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I"m Back
[04:18:00] Guess who"s b-back, back
[04:20:00] Gue-gue-guess who"s back (Hi mom!)
[04:22:00] {*scratch*} Guess who"s back
[04:24:00] {*scratch*} Gue {*scratch*} guess who"s back
[04:27:00] D-12 {*scratch*} Guess who"s back
[04:29:00] Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess who"s back
[04:32:00] Dr. Dre {*scratch*} Guess who"s back
[04:35:00] Back back {*scratch*} back
[04:37:00] {*scratch*}
[04:40:00] Slim Shady, 2001
[04:44:00] I"m blew out from this blunt (*sighs*) fuck
[04:44:00] I"m blew out from this blunt (*sighs*) fuck